hi im roxie and i suck. i draw and cosplay and pretend like i know html. im also gods least favorite subway sandwich artist. i dont struggle with alcoholism im really good at it actually. the government thought i had psychic powers when i was a kid and did secret and probably illegal testing on me so they could train kids to grow up and be astral plane spies against russia but theyre stupid i can only see the future sometimes. im mostly just autistic. idiots. i live in michigan but i have a warrant for my arrest in one other state you have to guess which!

im like if roxy lalonde was donnie darko. or vice versa im not sure yet

im a big fan of only good games like spore (2008) and fallout new vegas remastered (2027) ((its real trust me)). i like music too but only the good bands. my taco bell order is 7 layer burrito, cheesy potato griller, and a baja blast. i only listen to ska.

i have a cat my friend found under a car and i traded them one shirley temple for her. her name is tsuki and she bites my toes when im alseep and breaks all my stuff shes awesome

my favorite drug is lsd and i want to be a puppeteer when i grow up :)