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[ shit im making ]

worst beats youve ever heard

wips + scraps + fucking around etc
future crisis why are the drums like that / 1:14
untitled this one actually kinda fucks / 0:45
untitled 2 "the early melody made me laugh" / 1:06
cave people this is basically a dead milkmen song / 0:38
ghost wedding for ghosts to get married to / 0:28
ghost honeymoon if you know who i ripped off ill kiss you / 0:54
untitled 3 i dont remember where this one was going / 0:18
music for parrots this ones really funny / 0:26
finished(?)
one day this wont be empty

[ instrument graveyard ]

all the shit i own/owned at one point. image/video quality sucks bc most of its from years ago

jaguar squier special ss bass (max)

this my baby fr. my first "real" instrument, and the one ive played the most and am "best" at. if i got nothing else going for me im an okay bassist. i do like to play with a pick most of the time, unless i absolutely cant, which pisses people off. sorry.
its named after maxwell murder by rancid which has in my opinion the only fucking bass line that matters. there should be more bass solos.
shitty fender squier strat guitar (keasbey)

i kinda suck at guitar, i never really figured out how to play chords properly when my fingers are constantly hyperextending weirdly. and going from bass to guitar instead of the other way around probably made it a lot harder on myself.
named after keasbey nights by streetlight manifesto, for no real reason besides i wanted to keep up the ska theme.
basitar

this is a cheap fucking crescent strat guitar that i got at a pawn shop, took all the strings off and replaced with two bass strings. theyre tuned to C# and F or G#. i forgot. inspired by the basitar that chris ballew played on the self titled presidents of the usa debut album. if i ever named this contraption i forgot what it was. it sounded bad and looked stupid and i think i only ever played played buddy holly (really badly) on it. it was awesome.
yamaha pantasound pss-130

awesome vintage mini keyboard i found under a staircase. yeah i wrote the notes on the keys im very stupid and i forget what notes are a solid 70% of the time. its fine. i dont really "play" this as much as ive been keeping it on my desk to figure shit out on while writing shit.
im also very proficient in playing the vape
trumpet (sergio)

this thing taught me im profoundly bad at wind instruments. that and i probably shouldnt try to learn to play one in an apartment. i just really like ska, okay?
ukes (kate and riki)

of course i played ukulele and of course i had multiple and of COURSE i kept them next to my patd vip pass. this picture is like a period piece.
i actually started playing uke wayyy before it was a "trend" and stereotypical in the way it is now. i got the blue one when i was a kid, because i really liked kate micucci. hence the names.

disclaimer
this shit kind of sucks and not even in a self deprecating way. its fun to suck at things and still enjoy doing them and people should do that more.

everything under the instruments section is like 5-10 years old since i lost a lot of my recordings and most of my music shit is in a different state. i mostly just want these here for archival and nostalgia purposes.